- Why isn't the movie exactly like the book?
- THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- I actually hope we don't ever have the technology that can read dogs' minds.
- I can't wait for dinner.
- What if they think about taking over the world?
- #IgnoranceisBliss
- Maybe I'll get pancakes.
- But yeah NOT FAIR.
- I wonder what Harry Styles is doing at this exact moment.
- When was the last time I watched The Parent Trap?
- Seems like it's been a while.
- If John was there during filming, why would he let them move such an important scene?
- What if the pancakes are rubber-y?
- There's nothing worse than rubber-y pancakes.
- Why did it take me so long to understand Marlin's anemone joke?
- Is that how you spell anemone?
- Is that how you pronounce anemone?
- Details, details, diddly-doo.
- Omg the Oscars are tonight.
- I wonder what Jennifer Lawrence is going to wear.
- Can I call her Jen?
- I wish I had a cat.
- Jenny?
- I'd name him Sylvester.
- Ooh or maybe Albert Felinestein.
- And I could dress him up all the time.
- He'd be internet famous.
- Nah, I'll just stick with calling her Jennifer Lawrence.
- What if Robert Downey Jr. ran for office?
- I wish people would learn how to park.
- Hey, I need to learn how to park.
- Hey, I need to learn how to drive.
- Hey, I need to learn how to order my own ketchup.
- Maybe I'll just bring my own.
- Is that socially acceptable?
- You know what's not socially acceptable? Cargo pants.
- So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
- #ClapClapClapClap
- I like saying Chewetel Ejiofor.
- I think Oprah's going to be at the Oscars.
- I wonder what it's like to be Oprah.
- Wait, is Kate Middleton pregnant or not.
- I want to be Katy Perry for Halloween.
- Scratch that, I just want to be Katy Perry.
- Where the heck did Adele go?
- Nevermind, we'll find someone like her.
- instantrimshot.com
- Omg I'm so excited for dinner.
- Spaghetti or pancakes? That is the question.
- WHY DOESN'T GUS TELL HER ON THE PLANE.
"You keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on you, because he trusts in you." Isaiah 26:3
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