There Oughta Be A Law...

There oughta be a law that makes it illegal to not have a giant plate of brownies on your kitchen counter at all times. I know what you're thinking, "Who would benefit from a giant plate of brownies?" Well the answer is... EVERYONE. Brownies make life so much easier! I'd like to see you in a bad mood while you're eating a warm, delicious, moist, gooey, chocolate-y brownie with a nice scoop of icy-cold vanilla bean ice cream on top. It's physically impossible. Brownies just put people in a good mood. So if everybody had a plate of brownies on hand, conflicts would just dissolve. Brownies are a quick fix to any situation.

• You just broke someone's nose, "Sorry man, have a brownie."
• Someone just got stung by a bee and they're horribly allergic, "That's too bad man, have a brownie before you get whisked off to the emergency room."
• You just spilled red wine all over your friend's new carpet, "Ooh, sorry man. Forget carpet-cleaner, I'm sure a little brownie will take that right out."

The possibilities are endless.